Kick Ass

It's quite possible that I might step in a pothole while crossing the street (again) and almost get hit by a bus (again), but y'all - TODAY I was the winner of the surviving-life-in-Manhattan game.

What's this, you're wondering?

This is the microwave I bought off of craigslist (I heart craig) for $20. I made the previous owner wrap it up, like that would somehow deter anyone on the street who might want it, but it must have worked, cause I made it home.
I carried that baby down a flight of stairs, down the street a block and a half, RAN with it to catch the bus, and then hauled it up five flights to my apartment.
FO' REAL.
Of course, now I can't feel my arms, but that's not important. What's important is my new (used) $20 microwave!

And I figured out the reason why lately I seem to be gaining weight here in NYC. It's not the late night chinese food or the 250 calorie daily chai latte.
It must be 'cause my MUSCLES weigh so much, right?

RIGHT?